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labambinafantasma

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.


What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

theconqueeror

It’s funny how y'all will reblog any and all US things but when whole Europe might lose access to internet then everything is quiet.

Source: labambinafantasma
seven-hotties-all-my-husbands

Ruin the wish then make a wish. I’ll start

pumpkinmcqueen

I wish I had a million chicken nuggets

spexial-k

They all bitten into

I wish I had 5mil and an annual vacation to Hawaii

pumpkinmcqueen

Granted but it means you relive the same year over and over

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner

humble-magnificent

You’re turned into a tofu dog instead.

I wish I could travel as much as I want whenever I want

pumpkinmcqueen

Granted but you have to ride as cargo or be shipped fedex style

I wish I could cook like a top chef

spexial-k

Granted but you can’t season your food

I wish i had multiple talents

pumpkinmcqueen

Granted but one of them is uncontrollable flatulence

I wish I had a pet cow the size of a puppy

biohazerd

granted, but it still takes regular cow sized shits and refuses to be trained.


i wishi could change my hair color & legnth at will

mycoffeesins

Granted but all your hair, everywhere grows/changes at once

I wish I could live my dream job.

biohazerd

granted, but it pays minimum wage with no benefits or chance for promotion.


i wish i could teleport wherever i wanted whenever i wanted

bruddabois

Granted, but you lose a limb everytime you teleport

I wish I had telekinesis

biohazerd

granted, but every time you use ur telekinesis your brain cells drastically deplete

i wish i had the power to cure anyone of any disease

bruddabois

Granted but every time you cure a disease you have a stroke

I wish I was the world’s best kickboxer

flipperwasadick

Granted but your only opponents are kindergartners

I wish my student loans were all paid off

thetallblacknerd

granted but now all your living expense increase to equal the total amount of that debt

I wish I was immune to all bad things

bruddabois

granted but now all those things you’re immune to happen to your loved ones

I wish I had an apiary & wildflower park

sauvamente

Granted but all the flowers are poisonous and nocturnal and the bees are actually hornets

I wish I had a hundred million dollars and access to any destination of my choosing at any time

ninoport

Granted but no matter where you go to, you’ll be chased by bugs flying all over and around you. No one else will see or hear the bugs but you.

I wish I could rewind time, just so I can warn the world about Drumpf

sauvamente

You get to warn people and they listen but you’ll have to live in the reality where he becomes president

I wish I had an unlimited supply of good Riesling

the-bitch-goddess-success

Granted but all the bottles got a cockroach in the bottom

I wish I got my master’s degree

sauvamente

Granted but you gotta get it from trump university and pay tuition five years after the fact

I wish I knew all languages

icare4u

granted, but everyone you come into contact with is mute

i wish i could play any instrument

sauvamente

Granted but everything sounds like wet flatulence to everyone but you

I wish everyone that ever hurt me has misfortune and pain forever

gluklixhe

Granted but you’ve also hurt yourself a lot haven’t you?

I wish I had self confidence

sauvamente

Granted but you will never have a reflection in the mirror ever again.

I wish they would’ve picked anyone but tr*mp

pumpkinspicepunani

Granted but they picked Ben Carson instead.
I wish I had a 4.0 gpa.

pussypoppinlikepopcorn

Granted but your student loans multiples by 4

I wish I had my own apartment fully paid with a cute cat that lives with me

battlships

Granted, but the cat hates you.

I wish I wouldn’t keep forgetting to eat.

hickeysandharleyquinn

Granted but everything tastes like cardboard.

I wish I could live in a fantasy world of my choosing

lemememeringue

Granted, but you’re destined to live out a mediocre and ultimately unfulfilling life while watching everyone around you flourish.

I wish I never have to deal with uterine cramps ever again.

holy-crap-someone-finally

Granted but the pain moves to the rest of your body and intensifies

I wish my brother was in prison

whovianhalfblood

Granted, but you have to go with him.
I wish I had a boyfriend

holy-crap-someone-finally

Granted, but he turns out to be abusive

I wish pineapple on pizza didn’t exist

lemememeringue

Granted, but now it’s impossible to have any pizza with meat on it.

I wish I didn’t have executive dysfunction.

holy-crap-someone-finally

Granted, but your favourite person gets it instead

I wish I didn’t have BPD

onlycatsshouldexist

Granted, but your closest friend has it instead.

I wish I was living in New York and had financially stability.

xo-runningman-xo

Granted, but your place in New York gets bombed

I wish to get into syf

seven-hotties-all-my-husbands

Granted, but else participates.

I wish the guy I like goes out with me.

kitrinafalcon

Granted, but then you wake up.

I wish all dishonest politicians disappear from our planet.

Source: pumpkinmcqueen
paddysnuffles

Yet more proof Nazis are idiots

paddysnuffles

1. They appropriate ᛏ (the Tiwaz rune) as a symbol, which is named after the god Týr. 

Týr’s biggest claim to fame: He’s disabled. He’s only got one hand because the other was bitten off by Fenrir the Great Wolf (one of Loki’s Monstrous Children).

2. They appropriate Mjölnir (Thor’s hammer) as a symbol.

Thor Odinson is mixed-race. His father is Odin, who the Vikings considered to be an Ás, and his mother is Earth, who is a Jötunn.

3. They claim to ascribe to a religion called “Odinism”.

Odin Borson the Allfather is the mixed-race disabled leader of the Æsir and any other deities residing in Asgard (Vanir like Njörd, Jotnar like Loki, etc). 

His father, Bor, was an Ás and his mother was a Jötunn (aka Giant), meaning he’s part Æsir and part Jotnar, or mixed-race. 

Odin gave up one of his eyes as the price for drinking from Mimir’s Well to gain wisdom, making him disabled.

3. a) Asgard is multicultural.

Uneducated people think Asgard is where the Viking gods came from. It’s not. The Viking gods hailed from many worlds, Asgard being just one of them. 

They also hailed from Vanaheim, Helheim, and Jotunheim. There were also extremely powerful beings which came from Alfheim and Svartalfheim. Then there’s the Norns, who live at the Well of Urd by the roots of Yggdrasil, the Tree of Life. And there are, of course, the many creatures who live on Yggdrasil’s branches (my all-time favourite hands down being Ratatosk, the chipmunk who runs up and down Yggdrasil “spreading slanderous gossip”).

Slightly more educated people think Asgard is the home of the Æsir. That’s not entirely correct. 

People who have actually read the Eddas and other Viking lore know that Asgard was the homeland of the Æsir, but that it wasn’t just populated by Æsir.

Njörd, Freyja, and Freyr were Vanir. 

Skaði (Njörd’s wife), Járnsaxa (Magni’s mother), and Loki were Jotnar. 

Odin, Thor, Þrúðr, Móði, Magni, and Baldr were mixed-race (Æsir-Jötunn). 

Dark Elves were super good friends with the Æsir and made and cared for their weapons, so it’s not unreasonable to assume some might have settled in Asgard. 

Hel undoubtedly would stop by for visits from Helheim to visit her dad (Loki). 

The Dwarves would presumably be coming and going all the time (the only reason they couldn’t permanently settle there being the whole turns-into-stone-if-touched-by-sunlight thing).

3. b) There were plenty of women in power in Asgard.

Frigg could see the future and was highly respected for her abilities.

Freyja was so badass Loki and Thor once spent a good deal of time arguing about which of them was going to ask her for help because neither wanted to be the one she got mad at when she said no.

Hel ruled one of the lands of the dead and during Ragnarök commanded an army of all the dead souls in Helheim.

Idun was charged with one of the most important jobs in all of Asgard: Guarding the golden apples which granted the gods immortality.

Gefjun created the Danish island of Zealand.

The Valkyries were warriors and were charged with taking the souls of the chosen up to Valhalla, one of the underworlds (it’s possible they’d also take the chosen to Gimlí as well, though there’s very little known about the third underworld).

3. c) Loki was either intersex or nonbinary.

Loki once turned himself into a mare and gave birth to Odin’s eight-legged horse Sleipnir. He’s also known to cross-dress and use seiðr magic (which was considered “unmanly" and was used almost exclusively by women).

3. d) Thor has been known to crossdress convincingly enough to pass as a gorgeous babe.

No, really. He dressed as a bride to steal back Mjölnir when it was stolen from him by Thrym, king of the Jotnar. He was dressed convincingly enough that no one in the wedding party realized he wasn’t Freyja (who’s renown for her beauty) until it was too late.

Oh, and Loki went along as Thor’s serving maid to have his nephew’s back just in case.